i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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