So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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