i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
