Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
That accounts for only three of the penises
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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