I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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