the new term for farting is butt boxing.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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