I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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