So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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