He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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