I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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