I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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