He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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