I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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