bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
