I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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