I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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