I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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