Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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