yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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