just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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