what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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