Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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