bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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