We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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