Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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