ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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