Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
