so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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