Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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