some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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