Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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