Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you still have your period?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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