I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just high enough for therapy.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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