I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
