u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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