Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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