i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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