Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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