yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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