Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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