listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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