so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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