We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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