people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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