Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Shame is for Republicans.
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