I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You dont lie about slip and slides
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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