...so i touched it.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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