Quick, to the slutcave!
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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