FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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