Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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