I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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