dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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