Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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