remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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