So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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