Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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