She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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