ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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