found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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