no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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