if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You need Xanax blowdarts
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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