I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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